Wanted: Litigation Attorney

So Mommy took me to clubsport today to play with the other kids like we've done before. Only today some kid named JJ ( I think his Mommy works at clubsport, he's always there) knocked me down and I bruised my face. (see picture) :-( The person watching me picked me up but no one paged my Mommy to come and check me out. double :-( When Mommy came to check on me I started crying right away because I wanted her to know how I got hurt. The stupid lady at clubsport didn't have any good answers for Mommy so she called Daddy and now Daddy is going to use his legal writing skills and draft a complaint letter to the operators of clubsport. After a little while I went back to playing and I forgot about my bruise but I hope it doesn't happen again becuase then Mommy and Daddy are going to be really mad.

17 more shopping days until my birthday - heehee.